Sports

Well, hallooooooo all you burly, sweaty sports fans out there in newspaper land!!

As expected, another development has come in the saga of winter sports for West Virginia high schools in the age of COVID-19.

Maybe the third time will be the charm.

Unlessen you jest crawlt out from under a rock or somethin’ (‘n with the peeple that reads this artickle each weak that’s a rite good possumbility) you knows that my be-loved Cleevland Brownies has done kwalerfried for the NFofL playoffi n’s fer the firstest time sinct Cuzzin Methoosala ‘n his Unkle Joe Byden wuz in shortpants.

Seven Roane County players have been named to the all-Little Kanawha Conference soccer team for 2020.

Scheduling during a global pandemic (aren’t you tired of hearing that phrase?) has helped bring about another twist for local teams.

All I wants fer Chrissmus is my to front teeth.

If’n I look even smarter’n normul this weak they’s a good reesun ‘cause I finely got me my very firstest kollege dee-gree.

I barely escaped with my life.